there is only do or do not, there is no try

From the wise fingers of Notch: http://twitter.com/notch/status/299872837714472960

perfectioninafez asked: This is the best blog I have ever come across agslagaj thanks for existing.

Thank you, but we wouldn’t be here if it wasn’t for your submissions!

-S

i would just like to say that it will be nice of you guys to not to submit text post ideas! try to find someone who can do it for you, or you can try it yourself! here’s a tutorial.

i’m not sure if this one has been done yet

Anonymous asked: where dafuq did da flying lawnmower bitch come from yo?

From a realm beyond our reality and comprehension. In this reality it was noted by the gardening demigods that we lacked suitably majestic tools. It was decreed that they would send out their speediest trimmer from which we were to take heed and learn from

Short, non-snarky answer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Yrt9qkBQ2Q